Post by mmecurie68 on Oct 30, 2006 21:22:16 GMT -5
Since the "big day" comes upon us tomorrow, I thought I would share my "spookiest" Halloween memory...
I was in third grade and went to my girlfriend Julie's to Trick-or-Treat. She lived in a nice, residential neighborhood that was basically a HUGE block, like a big rectangle. By the time you completed the circuit on the rectangle, the candy bag would be full and you were done.
Well, we went out (alone - never, ever in this day and age - I was 9, so this would be 1977) and we hit almost all the houses and come up on the third "side" of the rectangle.
On the corner is "The Haunted House". Textbook creepy. White, vintage Victorian Gothic with the sad-looking eye windows and the slate roof, curtains you can't see into, a nice long path to the door and 10 ft. hedges at the end of the yard with only the path's width cleared to get through so you could get on the walk to the door.
We decide, "Hey, power in numbers" and summon up the courage to go up to the door and ring the bell. An ANCIENT couple opens the door (or at least we thought so at the time - God only knows, but they looked like they were a hundred apiece) and invite us in.
Now, we know we are breaking Halloween rule #1, "Don't go into anybody's house that you don't know"...right? But we're looking at each other like, what are we gonna do - we can't say "No" to Gramma and Grandpa - we were raised to be respectful to our elders and that would be rude.
So they are trying to chit-chat with us and we are standing there getting more uncomfortable by the minute (it's only later in life that I realize that we're probably the first kids with the stones to ring their doorbell in a long, long time on Halloween) while they try to find something to give us for a "treat".
Then the old woman comes and presents us with the next whallop - two shiny apples - NOT ONLY ARE THEY TRYING TO TRAP US LIKE HANSEL AND GRETEL IN THEIR HAUNTED HOUSE , BUT THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL US WITH POISONED AND/OR RAZOR-BLADED APPLES!!!
Julie and I are looking at each other and are trying to psychically telegraph an exit strategy - should we run for it?
Try to back out gracefully? What would Rico and Lola do at the Copacobana? [Heh-heh, inside joke there for the old-timers]...
Eventually, we mumbled thank-yous and something about having to get back home because we were late or something like that and took off like bats out of hell, and didn't stop until we got back to her front door.
Needless to say, when it came time for the obligatory "Candy Inspection" phase, the apples were the first thing to hit the trash can.
I was in third grade and went to my girlfriend Julie's to Trick-or-Treat. She lived in a nice, residential neighborhood that was basically a HUGE block, like a big rectangle. By the time you completed the circuit on the rectangle, the candy bag would be full and you were done.
Well, we went out (alone - never, ever in this day and age - I was 9, so this would be 1977) and we hit almost all the houses and come up on the third "side" of the rectangle.
On the corner is "The Haunted House". Textbook creepy. White, vintage Victorian Gothic with the sad-looking eye windows and the slate roof, curtains you can't see into, a nice long path to the door and 10 ft. hedges at the end of the yard with only the path's width cleared to get through so you could get on the walk to the door.
We decide, "Hey, power in numbers" and summon up the courage to go up to the door and ring the bell. An ANCIENT couple opens the door (or at least we thought so at the time - God only knows, but they looked like they were a hundred apiece) and invite us in.
Now, we know we are breaking Halloween rule #1, "Don't go into anybody's house that you don't know"...right? But we're looking at each other like, what are we gonna do - we can't say "No" to Gramma and Grandpa - we were raised to be respectful to our elders and that would be rude.
So they are trying to chit-chat with us and we are standing there getting more uncomfortable by the minute (it's only later in life that I realize that we're probably the first kids with the stones to ring their doorbell in a long, long time on Halloween) while they try to find something to give us for a "treat".
Then the old woman comes and presents us with the next whallop - two shiny apples - NOT ONLY ARE THEY TRYING TO TRAP US LIKE HANSEL AND GRETEL IN THEIR HAUNTED HOUSE , BUT THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL US WITH POISONED AND/OR RAZOR-BLADED APPLES!!!
Julie and I are looking at each other and are trying to psychically telegraph an exit strategy - should we run for it?
Try to back out gracefully? What would Rico and Lola do at the Copacobana? [Heh-heh, inside joke there for the old-timers]...
Eventually, we mumbled thank-yous and something about having to get back home because we were late or something like that and took off like bats out of hell, and didn't stop until we got back to her front door.
Needless to say, when it came time for the obligatory "Candy Inspection" phase, the apples were the first thing to hit the trash can.